Mitron! Today is the first New Year’s Eve in the history of New Year’s Eve when we may start drinking at 8pm not to celebrate but to forget. Our beloved Modiji once again will adorn television sets of every household and ensure no one really wishes anyone a “Happy New Year” because there may most certainly not be anything happy about seemingly New Year. Pfft.
In all its glory this definitely seems to be his moment. But if he wants it to last for another five years after he completes these, I wish to continue Bachi Kankariya’s style of listing A to Z (Read as Zee, because classy, you know) of resolutions, that I hope Modi follows, for the sake of you and me of course. Read on…
Acche Din: a reality now, pretty please!
Ban the ban wagons. We need freedom of speech and action in the true sense.
Corruption can be and should be removed without having people to stand in long queues!
Demonetization to Re-normal-day-isation. SOON.
E-ticket, e-adhaar, e-mail, e-India, e-jio, ey-little more internet speed please?
Freedom to eat, greet and tweet minus any “heat” to be made as intact as reinforced concrete. (Oh yes, #ArchitectSwag)
Governance over the government. And also over Gandhi’s Game of Thrones.
Homophobia to be massacred. X 377 times.
ISIS to become ISWas.
Jokes on snapchat, and news in parliament. And not the other way round.
Kyunki Ramdev Baba bhi kabhi Yogi the.
Liberals to be given a dictionary to know the meaning of “liberal”, so as to reduce the intolerance amongst liberals. Touché.
Modi better remain the Modi we voted for!
No odd-even for the Delhi CM – governing only on odd days, to even out the imbalance? Why?
One Rank One Pension. Period.
Poly-tricks to be curbed.
Queues or National Anthem are not a sign of patriotism.
Religion and region are no reasons for disproportionate governance.
Salman to stop killing black bucks, stop his ‘buck buck’, and stop using his buck to buy the law.
Terrorism needs to be terrorised!
Uddhav to work towards a new and improved Sane-a?
Valid education degree for politicians? Oops, sorry Modiji!
Warning: Making expensive statues of leaders, without really following their principals is hazardous to health. Yours, ours, and the nations.
X-Factor of the political campaign need not be X-treme amounts of money.
Yearly review of governing authority to be commissioned, as intensely as twiterratis dissect a statement by Kejriwal.
Zzzzz, wake me up when the bank opens. With money. In Rs.500 notes.
Well, maybe he will take my advice, or mostly not. But here’s wishing everyone a year 2017 times better than 2016.